Now I am all for progress, but some of the old time meters are just as good.

Old but so easy to read.

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Today sees the blog take a quite serious turn, to a subject that makes your average person’s blood boil, however the subject is very, very real, and one that few people don’t have an opinion on.

Slimy bastards.

We all know them.

You know the people I mean, surely?

Most of them are politicians.

Our elected officials.

Then there are those that walk among us, as opposed to the above who reside in a rarified atmosphere of opulence and pig troughs.

When I say they walk among us, I mean fuckwits who find it amusing to vandalise, mug, rob and curse people trying to make a decent, honest living because they feel the world owes them a living.

But it’s not even those I refer to here, for they’re quite mild in comparison.

Specifically I speak of rock spiders.

Pedophiles.

I mean, is there anything lower than an adult who molests a child?

Seriously.

Is there a less heinous crime that could be perpetrated on anyone?

I think not.

This particular subject is one close to many people’s hearts, and emotions,  because it involves children.

The epitome of innocence.

So, today I thought we could all join in and develop some suitable punishment for the slime I speak of.

My initial reaction is to let the parents of the victim have them, and whilst that would work, I think society as a whole should have the opportunity to punish those I speak of.

To my mind, the things they do are a crime against not only society, but humanity as  whole, so turn about is fair play.

My first suggestion for punishment is a personal favourite of mine.

Step 1.

A length of hollow tubing, be it conduit or something else, goes straight into the anal passage, and I don’t mean gently either.

RAM IT IN!

Insert into said hollow tube, one reasonable length of razor or barbed wire.

Then rip out the aforementioned hollow tubing, followed closely by the wire.

Step 2 is to repeat step 1 as many times as it takes your fancy.

Maybe then this slimy piece of low life scum will have some fucking idea of the pain their victim felt when the crime was committed?

Anyone reading who thinks an eye for an eye is a good idea, please feel free to add whatever takes your fancy.

No idea is too silly to mention.

No pain too much.

No payback too bad.

Speak up.

Before some hairy arm pitted, chardonnay drinking, tree hugging civil libertarian, with a so called “evolved” sense of justice and outrage opens their mouth here, I would direct them to the name of the blog.

DILLIGAF.

Do I look like I give a fuck?

Who’s driving the company making this CD?
Take the keys away.
Immediately.

Here is a prime example why Politicians should never give interviews.

We vote for cretins like this !

So who’s the fool?

The boys of Dilligaf  wanted to issue an apology to all the ladies
for our crude and meaningful demeaning video.
Can you ever forgive us?
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Now remember you were warned.

This is so bad, so demeaning, I pissed myself when I first saw it.

Now I am just going to go and hide for a week!

We thought we’d post this to give you some idea of how we came about the name for the blog.

This man is a legend in Australia, and we knew it just had to be out there somewhere.

We knew immediately what it could be used for.

Welcome to DILLIGAF.

If this is your first time here, we suggest you read the DILLIGAF? page before anything else.

If  it’s not to your taste, then we’re quite happy for you to leave, and we won’t be offended.

We know it won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but there will be NO holding back here.

If you think it sounds like fun, feel free to wander.

If you like what you see, please also feel free to blogroll us ok?

The most important thing is to enjoy though!

We’ve stickied this post to the front page, so noone can say they weren’t warned.

We’re gonna have a ball and you’re more than welcome to come along for the ride if you like.

If you think you’re up for it, scroll down to have some fun.