Once again our good friends Moe, Mark, and  ~m,  have asked me to participate in their Monday madness.

Being the sick bastards we are, we’re never scared to jump in and create some mayhem in the blogoshpere, so we said fuck yeah!

We’re in!

This week it’s all about the girls, with their wants and needs, so we thought we would bring them some Chippendales from foreign lands.

1. From Greece

2. From Russia

3. From India

4. From Tibet

5. From Egypt

6. (and our personal favourite) From Africa

Something about this video warms the cockles of our hearts.
We love Eric!
Please tell the elves to go fuck themselves.

DG

Yes, we’ve decided to join the fun known as Malarky Monday this week.
The instigators of this mayhem were kind enough to include us {apparently in the spirit of Christmas}
Now, the blog name of the blog tells you where we are, so without further piffle, we give you what we think should be the standard 12 Days of Christmas.
None of those artsy fartsy partridges or milking fucking maids to be seen.
This is pure fun.
But don’t be having the kiddies around, because for all our “don’t give a fuck” mindset, we do worry about the littlies.
Enjoy!
When you’re done, go and see what the others have to offer for your pleasure {but we still think ours is the best!!}
Mark
Moe
Grimm
Michael
Muffy

A favorite Christmas tune.
Sorry, ladies but this is just too damn funny . . .
Maybe it’s a last minute gift idea for those dim-witted guys.
Dilligaf to the rescue.
Just be sure to get a nice box.

DG

Just the title of the post shits me to tears.
These ‘sheet heads’ should be hung by their infinitesimally small testicles and bludgeoned
with an Adirondack 35 baseball bat.
(Make sure your headshot is clean, please. You should hear a wet ‘Thwap’ upon impact)
And these asshats are protected by their US Constitutional rights.
Does that make any logical sense?
I THINK NOT!
It’s all over peeples.
Would have liked to title this post, “Radical Dead Muslim Americans”.
Watch the video if you’d like but be sure to have a towel to bite on.

DG

Go Tiger!
We here at Diligaf are simply amazed at your asshatted incompetence.
Hopefully your wife goes ‘Bobbit’ on your sorry ass real soon.

DG