Monday again! here is my small effort to make you smile.

Then pop over to ~m , Moe and Burnie for some more fun.

The Frog and Golf

A man goes out golfing.
He is on the second hole when 
he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.”

The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. 
Again, he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.” 
He looks at the frog and decides to
prove the frog wrong, puts the club 
away, and grabs a 9 iron. 
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the frog, 
“Wow that’s amazing.
You must be a lucky frog?”
The frog replies, “Ribbit Lucky frog.”
The man decides to take the frog with 
him to the next hole.
“What do you think frog?” the man asks.
“Ribbit 3 wood.”
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!
Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn’t know

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, “Frog,

Monday Monday , so good for you. (serenaded to you in a true Neil Diamond voice)

Now for some more high jinx.

A father and son should go shopping together I think.

And last of all.

Sometimes the simplest jokes are the best…..

Daffy duck on a dirty weekend calls reception and asks for a condom.

The reception says, “Shall I put them on your bill?”

Daffy replies…..
“Don’t be thucking thupid I’d thufficate.”

Now go over and have a laugh with these fine people.

Moe, ~m and Burnie but be careful of Burnie I hear he is sick this week!

This weeks Malarky Monday is going to be a mixed bag.

When you finish laughing here drop over to ~m , Moe and Burnie for some more laughs.

Somewhere near Rochester,New York, Ed set out to bag his buck at 5:30 a.m.. By 11:30 a.m., he was exhausted and hungry–and still no buck.

At 12 noon, the mighty hunter Ed guards the remains of his lunch while a passerby snaps a quiet photo while trying not to startle the deer with a belly laugh.

Shot from the USS HONOLULU (Los Angeles-class fast attack submarine)
at the  Arctic Circle,280 miles from the North Pole–
is there anything that scares a polar bear?

Ah Community Spirit at work!

More helpful hints?

And last but not least!

If you do not understand that maybe you would believe this guy?

Now do not forget to go see the rest of the Loony Toons as well.

Time for some music here at Dilligaf.
This is John Mayer from his ‘Live in LA’ CD.
Simply amazing guitar work and an incredible performance.
Check it out.

Here at Dilligaf it’s all about dicks this week for Malarky Monday.
We apologize for our recent lack of posting
(too busy celebrating the holidays!)
As we said, this week it’s all about the dicks.

This video shows a ‘King’ of dicks.
Great King, real bad magician.
Never a brilliant combination.
Even if this is a bit of ‘Hollywood’ hijinx, it made us howl anyway. <–click here!!!!!>
Still a dick, though . . .

A hot TV announcer tossing her cookies on live TV?
Yeah, she is a dick.
But she’s hot.
Kinda.

Last but certainly not least, Chinese people that have no clue about the
English language are dicks.
The store in the picture below actually exists.
The Chinese name translates as “King of the Black People”.
Click here for more on the story.

Now go and visit our demented mates!
Now!!!!
Happy Monday, folks.

Moe
Mark
Michael