Monday again.

Lets try some Political madness to make you laugh.

Then drop over to ~m, Moe and burning again today Burnie.

This is what the First Couples looked like coming into the White House and the second photo what they will look like going out…

Don’t even try to tell me you’re not laughing!!!

It’s Malarky Monday once again.
We’re thinking you know the drill by now.
We put up something we think is funny and entertaining and you laugh.
So we hope.
Now listen folks, this week’s offering is a bit racial and definitely offensive.
By that we mean it’s racial and definitely offensive.
It’s also funny as hell.
Anyone that calls the ACLU, know that we will hunt you down.
Considering the number of hits and comments we’ve gotten here lately
we’re reeeeeeaaaal fucking worried. [NOT!]
If you’re easily offended, please close your browser and go pet a kitten.
Happy Malarky Monday folks!
Be sure to visit Moe, Mark and ~m after you leave!
Now here’s a tasty video courtesy of YouTube and Mr. David Chappelle.
This is Chappelle on the origin of the word ‘nigger’.
Put on your Depends, phuckers.

*Dilligaf

Welcome to Malarky Monday here at Dilligaf!
Today we offer you some funk music and a funny football clip.
Yeah, we took the video way out.
It’s all good though.
If you have never seen Eddie Murphy do the ‘Godfather’ James Brown,
you are in for a real treat.
This was very hard to find but well worth the effort.
Check out ‘Hot Tub’.
Owww!
Too Hot!

And in honor of the Super Bowl, Men on Football
So gay, it’s funny.
Honest.
Trust us.

Now get off your ass and visit our fellow clowns!

Moe
Mark
&
Michael

It’s MONDAY! Time to try and make you all laugh.

When i have either done that or shocked you run as fast as you can over to

~m, Moe and Burnie

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Lebanon.

Two million Lebanese have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

 

The rest of the world is in shock.

 

The United States is sending troops to help.

 

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

 

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

 

The small island country New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops. The European community (except France) is sending money. The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

 

The Australians, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Lebanese.

 

God Bless Our Aussie generosity.

HILLBILLY DAYVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, ‘How can I help you?’ The farmer said, ‘I want to get one of them dayvorces.’
The lawyer said, ‘Do you have any  grounds?’ The farmer said, ‘Yes, I got 40 acres’
The lawyer said, ‘No, No, you don’t understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, ‘Yes, I got a  suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.’
The lawyer said, ‘No, no, I mean, do you have a case?’ The farmer said, ‘No, I ain’t got a Case, but I got a  John Deere.
The lawyer said, ‘No, I mean, do you have a grudge?’ The farmer said,’Yes, I got a grudge, that’s where I parks the John Deere’
The lawyer said, ‘Does your wife beat you up or something?’ The farmer said, ‘No, we both get up at 4:30.’  
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. The lawyer said, ‘Is your wife a nagger?’
The farmer said, ‘No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a dayvorce.’

New Bruce Highway Zero Tolerance Speed Camera
With the Bruce Highway ‘s death toll continuing to increase, this will be
the first year that Zero Tolerance Speed Cameras will be used.
The new cameras look a bit different than normal speed surveillance cameras.
I have included a photo so that you will know what to look for as you’re
traveling around the great state of Queensland . Make sure you do not speed
when approaching one.
Please take this warning seriously as these new devices offer no warnings
or second chances.
Happy motoring!

and last but not least,

“BEER” BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

A handful of 7 year old children were asked ‘What they thought of beer’.
Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially good.

‘I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.’
–Tim, 7 years old

‘Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. ‘
–Mellanie, 7 years old

‘My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very funny.’
–Grady, 7 years old

”My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.’
–Toby, 7 years old

‘My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn’t have too much.
–Sarah, 7 years old

‘My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.’
–Lilly, 7 years old

‘I don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’
–Ethan, 7 years old

‘I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’
–Shirley, 7 years old

‘My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again. But that doesn’t make any sense.’
–Jack, 7 years