Ah Monday comes round so often and so quick.
Here are a few little stories to make you laugh.
First a letter from a grateful housewife to a Laundry Powder Company.
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my forties I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were inconclusive and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, gotta go. Have to write to the
Hefty bag people.
“I just got a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes
to the starving people throughout the world.”
“I told them to fuck off !
Anybody who fits into my clothes isn’t starving”!
and last of all for all you cowboys.
A cowboy and his new wife had just got married and found a nice
hotel for their wedding night.
The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, ‘We’re on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a
good strong bed. The clerk winked, ‘You want the ‘Bridal’ ?
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
“Nope, I reckon not. I’ll just hold on to her ears until she get used to it.
Have a great week.