Alas, the Malarky Monday postings have reached the end of the road.
After @6months of hysterical posts,
the traffic just didn’t support
the effort to get these suckers done once a week.
Have no fear though,
Malarky Monday isn’t going away forever.
Each week we will spin the blog and one of us will deliver the chuckles and the goods.
Stop by here next week and find out who the chosen one will be.

This week, ~m will get you chuckling and snorting until the cows come home.
Be sure to stop by Smoke and Mirrors and tell ~m that we sent you!
Until next time, keep laughing folks.

~the freaks of Dilligaf

Welcome to Malarky Monday!
You know the drill by now: read, laugh, spit and repeat . . .
Just visit our crazy friends in hijinx:

Moe
Mark
~m

This week is all about the crocs.
You’ll see what we mean.

First a little swamp humor:

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, ‘I can’t
understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.’

‘Well,’ said the big Croc, ‘what have you been eating?’

‘Politicians, same as you,’ replied the small Croc.

‘Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?’

‘Down the other side of the swamp near the ANC parking lot by the
Union Buildings.’

‘Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?’

‘Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, and
shake the shit out of them then eat ‘em!’

‘Ah!’ says the big Crocodile, ‘I think I see your problem.
You’re not getting any real nourishment.
See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there’s nothing left but an
asshole with a briefcase.”

How about a croc comic strip?

Or how about a crock of shit?

Matching crocs?
What a tool.

Happy Malarky Monday folks!
Remember to always keep that sunny side up!

Time for some Malarky Monday fun.

Then when you have spat on your monitor go and do the same at!

~m, Moe and Burnie’s place.

A few failures to start.

How about a few “I do not believe I did that”?

A few more non English speaking funnies?

And last one for this week.

The number one reason why they have so much trouble getting out of fires.