Alas, the Malarky Monday postings have reached the end of the road.
After @6months of hysterical posts,
the traffic just didn’t support
the effort to get these suckers done once a week.
Have no fear though,
Malarky Monday isn’t going away forever.
Each week we will spin the blog and one of us will deliver the chuckles and the goods.
Stop by here next week and find out who the chosen one will be.

This week, ~m will get you chuckling and snorting until the cows come home.
Be sure to stop by Smoke and Mirrors and tell ~m that we sent you!
Until next time, keep laughing folks.

~the freaks of Dilligaf

Welcome to Malarky Monday!
You know the drill by now: read, laugh, spit and repeat . . .
Just visit our crazy friends in hijinx:

Moe
Mark
~m

This week is all about the crocs.
You’ll see what we mean.

First a little swamp humor:

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, ‘I can’t
understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.’

‘Well,’ said the big Croc, ‘what have you been eating?’

‘Politicians, same as you,’ replied the small Croc.

‘Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?’

‘Down the other side of the swamp near the ANC parking lot by the
Union Buildings.’

‘Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?’

‘Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, and
shake the shit out of them then eat ‘em!’

‘Ah!’ says the big Crocodile, ‘I think I see your problem.
You’re not getting any real nourishment.
See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there’s nothing left but an
asshole with a briefcase.”

How about a croc comic strip?

Or how about a crock of shit?

Matching crocs?
What a tool.

Happy Malarky Monday folks!
Remember to always keep that sunny side up!

Here at Dilligaf it’s all about dicks this week for Malarky Monday.
We apologize for our recent lack of posting
(too busy celebrating the holidays!)
As we said, this week it’s all about the dicks.

This video shows a ‘King’ of dicks.
Great King, real bad magician.
Never a brilliant combination.
Even if this is a bit of ‘Hollywood’ hijinx, it made us howl anyway. <–click here!!!!!>
Still a dick, though . . .

A hot TV announcer tossing her cookies on live TV?
Yeah, she is a dick.
But she’s hot.
Kinda.

Last but certainly not least, Chinese people that have no clue about the
English language are dicks.
The store in the picture below actually exists.
The Chinese name translates as “King of the Black People”.
Click here for more on the story.

Now go and visit our demented mates!
Now!!!!
Happy Monday, folks.

Moe
Mark
Michael

Once again our good friends Moe, Mark, and  ~m,  have asked me to participate in their Monday madness.

Being the sick bastards we are, we’re never scared to jump in and create some mayhem in the blogoshpere, so we said fuck yeah!

We’re in!

This week it’s all about the girls, with their wants and needs, so we thought we would bring them some Chippendales from foreign lands.

1. From Greece

2. From Russia

3. From India

4. From Tibet

5. From Egypt

6. (and our personal favourite) From Africa

Something about this video warms the cockles of our hearts.
We love Eric!
Please tell the elves to go fuck themselves.

DG

Yes, we’ve decided to join the fun known as Malarky Monday this week.
The instigators of this mayhem were kind enough to include us {apparently in the spirit of Christmas}
Now, the blog name of the blog tells you where we are, so without further piffle, we give you what we think should be the standard 12 Days of Christmas.
None of those artsy fartsy partridges or milking fucking maids to be seen.
This is pure fun.
But don’t be having the kiddies around, because for all our “don’t give a fuck” mindset, we do worry about the littlies.
Enjoy!
When you’re done, go and see what the others have to offer for your pleasure {but we still think ours is the best!!}
Mark
Moe
Grimm
Michael
Muffy

Go Tiger!
We here at Diligaf are simply amazed at your asshatted incompetence.
Hopefully your wife goes ‘Bobbit’ on your sorry ass real soon.

DG

Talk about some awesome foreplay.
Maybe?

Now I am all for progress, but some of the old time meters are just as good.

Old but so easy to read.

Dilligaf