04.12.2010

Malarky Monday

Welcome to Malarky Monday!
You know the drill by now: read, laugh, spit and repeat . . .
Just visit our crazy friends in hijinx:

Moe
Mark
~m

This week is all about the crocs.
You’ll see what we mean.

First a little swamp humor:

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, ‘I can’t
understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.’

‘Well,’ said the big Croc, ‘what have you been eating?’

‘Politicians, same as you,’ replied the small Croc.

‘Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?’

‘Down the other side of the swamp near the ANC parking lot by the
Union Buildings.’

‘Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?’

‘Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, and
shake the shit out of them then eat ‘em!’

‘Ah!’ says the big Crocodile, ‘I think I see your problem.
You’re not getting any real nourishment.
See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there’s nothing left but an
asshole with a briefcase.”

How about a croc comic strip?

Or how about a crock of shit?

Matching crocs?
What a tool.

Happy Malarky Monday folks!
Remember to always keep that sunny side up!

Filed Under: Brain fart, Malarky Monday, bullshit, crazy, should be shot

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12.09.2009

Radical Muslim Americans

Just the title of the post shits me to tears.
These ‘sheet heads’ should be hung by their infinitesimally small testicles and bludgeoned
with an Adirondack 35 baseball bat.
(Make sure your headshot is clean, please. You should hear a wet ‘Thwap’ upon impact)
And these asshats are protected by their US Constitutional rights.
Does that make any logical sense?
I THINK NOT!
It’s all over peeples.
Would have liked to title this post, “Radical Dead Muslim Americans”.
Watch the video if you’d like but be sure to have a towel to bite on.