Anyone that can use ‘egg salad‘ in a song title gets a thumbs up here.
5 Neat Guys rock the world.
Kinda.

DG

Welcome to Malarky Monday, mates!
This is the one day of the week that we try and make you laugh
or at the least take the piss out of you!
This is our Silver Anniversary folks!
25 bloody posts!
Please visit our friends in hijinx and freind us on Facebook too!

*Moe
*Morky
*BadSneaker

This week is all about ‘the Bartender’ . . .
And believe us when we tell you, the bartender hates you
(well, some of you)

The bartender hates you but he makes us laugh our asses off!
Happy Malarky Monday all!
Please leave a comment so we know you were here!

the fine folks at Dilligaf

It’s Malarky Monday once again.
We’re thinking you know the drill by now.
We put up something we think is funny and entertaining and you laugh.
So we hope.
Now listen folks, this week’s offering is a bit racial and definitely offensive.
By that we mean it’s racial and definitely offensive.
It’s also funny as hell.
Anyone that calls the ACLU, know that we will hunt you down.
Considering the number of hits and comments we’ve gotten here lately
we’re reeeeeeaaaal fucking worried. [NOT!]
If you’re easily offended, please close your browser and go pet a kitten.
Happy Malarky Monday folks!
Be sure to visit Moe, Mark and ~m after you leave!
Now here’s a tasty video courtesy of YouTube and Mr. David Chappelle.
This is Chappelle on the origin of the word ‘nigger’.
Put on your Depends, phuckers.

*Dilligaf

Time for some music here at Dilligaf.
This is John Mayer from his ‘Live in LA’ CD.
Simply amazing guitar work and an incredible performance.
Check it out.

Here at Dilligaf it’s all about dicks this week for Malarky Monday.
We apologize for our recent lack of posting
(too busy celebrating the holidays!)
As we said, this week it’s all about the dicks.

This video shows a ‘King’ of dicks.
Great King, real bad magician.
Never a brilliant combination.
Even if this is a bit of ‘Hollywood’ hijinx, it made us howl anyway. <–click here!!!!!>
Still a dick, though . . .

A hot TV announcer tossing her cookies on live TV?
Yeah, she is a dick.
But she’s hot.
Kinda.

Last but certainly not least, Chinese people that have no clue about the
English language are dicks.
The store in the picture below actually exists.
The Chinese name translates as “King of the Black People”.
Click here for more on the story.

Now go and visit our demented mates!
Now!!!!
Happy Monday, folks.

Moe
Mark
Michael

Something about this video warms the cockles of our hearts.
We love Eric!
Please tell the elves to go fuck themselves.

DG

Yes, we’ve decided to join the fun known as Malarky Monday this week.
The instigators of this mayhem were kind enough to include us {apparently in the spirit of Christmas}
Now, the blog name of the blog tells you where we are, so without further piffle, we give you what we think should be the standard 12 Days of Christmas.
None of those artsy fartsy partridges or milking fucking maids to be seen.
This is pure fun.
But don’t be having the kiddies around, because for all our “don’t give a fuck” mindset, we do worry about the littlies.
Enjoy!
When you’re done, go and see what the others have to offer for your pleasure {but we still think ours is the best!!}
Mark
Moe
Grimm
Michael
Muffy

Talk about some awesome foreplay.
Maybe?

Here at Diligaf we love us some football.
Crazy video for a crazier sport.

DG

Sam Kinison, the ultimate preacher of the dark.
Watch the video if only for SK’s views on necrophilia . . .